{NOPE THAT’S IT I’M OUT OF HERE THIS IS THE BEST
BYE INTERNET SEE YOU IN A HUNDRED YEARS
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{In addition to which, every couple of months Crowley would pick out a plant that was growing too slowly, or succumbing to leaf-wilt or browning, or just didn’t look quite as good as the others, and he would carry it around to all the other plants. “Say goodbye to your friend,” he’d say to them. “He just couldn’t cut it…”
Then he would leave the flat with the offending plant, and return an hour or so later with a large, empty flower pot, which he would leave somewhere conspicuously around the flat.
The plants were the most luxurious, verdant, and beautiful in London. Also the most terrified.
{Good Omens Dream Cast - The Them
“I bet you don’t have to be Spanish to be the Spanish Inquisition,” said Adam. “I bet it’s like Scottish eggs or American hamburgers. It just has to look Spanish. We’ve just got to make it look Spanish. Then everyone would know it’s the Spanish Inquisition.”
{Good Omens Dream Cast - Jake Cherry as Wensleydale
“My father says there’s no such thing as witches,” said Wensleydale, who had fair, wavy hair, and peered seriously out at life through thick black rimmed spectacles. It was widely believed that he had once been christened Jeremy, but no one ever used the name, not even his parents, who called him Youngster. They did this in the subconscious hope that he might take the hint; Wensleydale gave the impression of having been born with a mental age of forty seven.
{Good Omens Dream Cast - Preston Bailey as Brian
Brian generally seems the most cynical and sceptical of the Them, expressing disbelief of the claims of Adam and Wensleydale. He is also, as befits a young boy, a little naive and literal-minded. For example, he “knows” that nuclear reactors blow up often because the picture of one in Wensleydale’s “comic” was an exploded diagram.
{Good Omens Dream Cast - Jeff Bridges as Witchfinder Shadwell
He appeared to live entirely on sweet tea, condensed milk, hand-rolled cigarettes, and a sort of sullen internal energy. Shadwell had a Cause, while he followed with the full resources of his soul and his Pensioner’s Concessionary Travel Pass. He believed in it. It powered him like a turbine.
{Good Omens Dream Cast - Nate Seip as Adam Young
He stared down at the golden curls of the Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of This World, Father of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lord of Darkness.
“You know,” he concluded, after a while, “I think he actually looks like an Adam.”
{Good Omens Dream Cast - Colin Firth as Brother Francis
Whereas Nanny Ashtoreth tells Warlock that living things are only fit to be ground beneath his heels, Brother Francis counters that Warlock should show respect to all living things, including “Brother Slug” and “Sister Potato Weevil,” whom he introduces Warlock to in the garden. “Remember, Warlock,” Brother Francis says, “as you walk your way through the highways and byways of life’s rich and fulsome path, to have love and reverence for all living things”
{Good Omens Dream Cast - Andrew Garfield as Newton Pulsifer
“This is how Newton Pulsifer looked as a man: if he went into a phone booth and changed, he might manage to come out looking like Clark Kent.”
